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swordmageIt's snowing out. And knowing my luck, the snow will not pil;e up, and school will not be cancelled tomorrow.
And in response to this comment of mine. I bring you a rewrite of Sir Robin's song. (Badly done, but it's a first draft only)
Bravely cute Legolas rode forth from Rivendell.
He was not afraid to kiss,
O brave Legolas.
He was not at all afraid to sleep with many Sues,
Amazingly cute Legolas!
He was not in the least bit scared to be raped into oblivion,
Or to have his eyes adored and his lips ravished,
To have his brain removed and his good mind replaced
Or his limbs all caressed and loved, brave Legolas!
His head worshipped and his heart cut out
And to be completely eclipsed by Sues,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom shagged off
And his pen--
Now, must go-SAT studying to do.
And I'm in love with this bit of laughter.
And in response to this comment of mine. I bring you a rewrite of Sir Robin's song. (Badly done, but it's a first draft only)
Bravely cute Legolas rode forth from Rivendell.
He was not afraid to kiss,
O brave Legolas.
He was not at all afraid to sleep with many Sues,
Amazingly cute Legolas!
He was not in the least bit scared to be raped into oblivion,
Or to have his eyes adored and his lips ravished,
To have his brain removed and his good mind replaced
Or his limbs all caressed and loved, brave Legolas!
His head worshipped and his heart cut out
And to be completely eclipsed by Sues,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom shagged off
And his pen--
Now, must go-SAT studying to do.
And I'm in love with this bit of laughter.
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Date: 2004-01-18 04:49 pm (UTC)Please write like a whole song, because this is hysterical! Although, not all Legolas fangirls are horrible (and some of us find Boromir quite sexy as well!) but ff.net has the more rabid ones.
Anyway, better to cross LOTR with Monty Python than with Harry Potter!
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Date: 2004-01-18 06:31 pm (UTC)That aside, I find it funny when fangirls write and as you read, it's obvious all they care about is Legolas.
That, and the fact I was watching Holy Grail resulted in the above post.
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Date: 2004-01-18 08:39 pm (UTC)And good luck with your SAT studying! I took them 4 times because I'm a freak and actually like standardized tests but my mom wouldn't let me take them a 5th time. :( *geek*
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Date: 2004-01-19 07:37 am (UTC)I'll take the SATs twice, as policy for my current school states. *sigh* I'm not particularly worried.