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[swordmage]

It's snowing out. And knowing my luck, the snow will not pil;e up, and school will not be cancelled tomorrow.

And in response to this comment of mine. I bring you a rewrite of Sir Robin's song. (Badly done, but it's a first draft only)


Bravely cute Legolas rode forth from Rivendell.
He was not afraid to kiss,
O brave Legolas.
He was not at all afraid to sleep with many Sues,
Amazingly cute Legolas!

He was not in the least bit scared to be raped into oblivion,
Or to have his eyes adored and his lips ravished,
To have his brain removed and his good mind replaced
Or his limbs all caressed and loved, brave Legolas!

His head worshipped and his heart cut out
And to be completely eclipsed by Sues,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom shagged off
And his pen--


Now, must go-SAT studying to do.
And I'm in love with this bit of laughter.

Comments

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

*hearts you and giggles madly*

Please write like a whole song, because this is hysterical! Although, not all Legolas fangirls are horrible (and some of us find Boromir quite sexy as well!) but ff.net has the more rabid ones.

Anyway, better to cross LOTR with Monty Python than with Harry Potter!