A sign hanging in the RTIP Office reads thus -

[swordmage]

LOST
 
A Water Bottle
A very loving Poland springs
Water bottle
 
It has a sports cap
 
Last seen wearing a green label like
below:
 
Please send all information to the RTIP
Office, as there is a heartbroken girl
anxiously waiting news.


I've been meaning to post this for awhile.