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M=male friend who shall remain nameless
Ewan McGregor 9/4
Dougray Scott 9/2
Clive Owen 6/1
Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman 7/1
Ioan Gruffudd 8/1
Eric Bana 9/1
Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Chris Feeney 10/1
Rupert Everett, Hugh Grant 20/1
Russell Crowe 25/1
Eminem, Robbie Williams 100/1
Boris Johnson 500/1
as of 11/13, these are the odds at one particular bookmakers of who's going to play the next james bond as brosnan's officially outed
M: oh god, id rather have hugh grant than orlando bloom
W: anyone would be better then bloom.
M: i hate bloom
M: eminem would be better than bloom
M: which is saying something.
...
M: ill boycott the series forever if orlando bloom is the new bond
M: if eminem is there, where's liam/noel gallagher?
W: and i shall join you.
W: no clue.
M: satan would make a better bond than orlando bloom
M: im gunning for al pacino
M: he is still alive right?
M: yes.
M: not looking quite as good as his michael corleone days, but still there.
...
W: jude law might not be a bad choice.
M: i could live with that
M: i could live with johnny depp
W: not really sure about him as bond.
W: much as i love johhny depp.
M: its basically anyone but bloom at this point
W: i'm completely with you there.
W: bloom does nothing for me whatsoever.
W: aside from causing a stomach ache.
M: i was hoping in troy they deviated from the illiad a little more and had brad pitt rip out orlando bloom's throat
W: they went so far off i think i could have found that believable.
W: lord knows he deserved it.
M: it would have been better if it was real too... and not just special effects
M=male friend who shall remain nameless
Ewan McGregor 9/4
Dougray Scott 9/2
Clive Owen 6/1
Colin Farrell, Hugh Jackman 7/1
Ioan Gruffudd 8/1
Eric Bana 9/1
Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Chris Feeney 10/1
Rupert Everett, Hugh Grant 20/1
Russell Crowe 25/1
Eminem, Robbie Williams 100/1
Boris Johnson 500/1
as of 11/13, these are the odds at one particular bookmakers of who's going to play the next james bond as brosnan's officially outed
M: oh god, id rather have hugh grant than orlando bloom
W: anyone would be better then bloom.
M: i hate bloom
M: eminem would be better than bloom
M: which is saying something.
...
M: ill boycott the series forever if orlando bloom is the new bond
M: if eminem is there, where's liam/noel gallagher?
W: and i shall join you.
W: no clue.
M: satan would make a better bond than orlando bloom
M: im gunning for al pacino
M: he is still alive right?
M: yes.
M: not looking quite as good as his michael corleone days, but still there.
...
W: jude law might not be a bad choice.
M: i could live with that
M: i could live with johnny depp
W: not really sure about him as bond.
W: much as i love johhny depp.
M: its basically anyone but bloom at this point
W: i'm completely with you there.
W: bloom does nothing for me whatsoever.
W: aside from causing a stomach ache.
M: i was hoping in troy they deviated from the illiad a little more and had brad pitt rip out orlando bloom's throat
W: they went so far off i think i could have found that believable.
W: lord knows he deserved it.
M: it would have been better if it was real too... and not just special effects
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Date: 2004-12-30 08:07 am (UTC)Anyway, i kind of feel sorry for Orlando. It's not his fault his fangirls are batshit insane.
On the other hand - James Bond? No. That would be many shades of wrong.
Very amusing convo, i particularly enjoyed the Al Pacino comment. :)
I'd have voted Clive Owen, but after King Arthur, i don't see it happening.