swordmage | *grins*

I happened to be reading a bit of Hermione/Draco fanfiction, and came across the following passage.

"Well of course! Besides, it’s not like I even find Spike all that attractive," she lied, though not understanding why she should. After all, it wasn’t like she cared about her husband, nor did he care about her, he was just being overly jealous for no reason…

…or is there a reason?

Now Spike turned to her. "What? Sorry to say this, but I am a very attractive young vampire, mind you! I'm deeply offended! I have fangirls, I told you!" he protested in his defense.

"So do I!" argued Draco, never to be unequaled.

Hermione sighed, feeling defeated. Just as she opened her mouth to speak once more, the door to Starbucks burst opened and out of the corner of her eye, she saw a mysterious figure enter.

The piece in question is a bit of humor, for the record Draco and Hermione are married (fiendish plot of Voldie's), and spending their honeymoon in Transylvania (don't ask). At any rate, Hermione is in a Starbucks in the capital and meets Spike. Draco shows up, and blah, blah, blah.

This is the chapter. Actually sort of funny.

I may not be a Buffy fan, but find the dialogue rather funny, nonetheless.