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Willa ([personal profile] swordmage) wrote2008-08-04 07:00 am

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for [livejournal.com profile] squeeky_v:

[livejournal.com profile] cleolinda's review of Breaking Dawn.

Mind you, this is just the link to part one, but if you click the "to be continued" at the bottom, you'll be taken to the next part.


Personally, I maintain: Why in all hells are these popular?

[identity profile] zinjadu.livejournal.com 2008-08-04 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
THAT WAS AWESOME!

Her review, not the book. I had to stop in the middle of the second book, it was too much whining. I might read the fourth book, just for the hilarity, though. I have train-wreck syndrome pretty bad.

[identity profile] squeeky-v.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure which I should throw up in response to: the part about Edwob's fetal stages/ birth, or the mary-sue ficage writing. Bella's INSANE sex-craziness was like reading a fic written by a teen. I must admit though, the commentary was funny

[identity profile] swordmage.livejournal.com 2008-08-05 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, no no! It's Reneesme! (Though Edwob is a much better name, IMO.)

[identity profile] squeeky-v.livejournal.com 2008-08-06 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I know it really is named Renesme, but Edwob is so much more fun (and with this pile of ____ you need to take as much amusement as you can