Head for the Hills!

The time of evil has arrived.

It is an evil, evil thing - bands of small female children roaming our campuses, places of employment, and elsewhere. If you can't hear the clamoring of their voices in reality - certainly you hear it in spirit as they hawk their wares.

Girl Scout Cookies. I maintain, they are the source of all evil.


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have several boxes of Thin Mints when I get home. They must be destroyed.