Poem Meme

From various people. Seems the only rule is post the first poem that comes to mind.

The White Seal by Rudyard Kipling

You mustn't swim till you're six weeks old,
Or your head will be sunk by your heels;
And summer gales and Killer Whales
Are bad for baby seals.
Are bad for baby seals, dear rat,
As bad as bad can be.
But splash and grow strong,
And you can't be wrong,
Child of the Open Sea!

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I may have to get this simply on principle:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.


ETA: For those who were at dinner - Pigeon Smuggler!